The Horse Isle Stripping Joint

So the conversation started out decently normal.

So I go and dance on the Plains welcome sign, being the lonely shit I am trying to attract a man, and Psy comes, and Art stands and watches.

Horse Isle strip joint.

MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

So, Abu paid me to sing My Heart Will Go On in  Plains today!

Three Non Subs Stalked Zaffiro And It Was Weird

Okay so I get this call from my bud Zaffiro (also known as MissBlueSapphire for you Tardis era people) that there were three non subs with identical avatars just sitting on her ranch. Here they are.

They left a few minutes later. Here they are:

Now they're sitting.... in plains city hall.

PokemonLover is the Kim Jong-Un to MustangsBreeder's Donald Trump

What a troll. Idiot. xD Plus, Dad and I liked to mess with them.

DADDY?!

Now we just need Trump/KJU to add each other

Mods are weird creatures (Simon's getting married!!)

OKAY OKAY SO I'm GETTING MARRIED

So Elf knows... and I go to stalk the frogs on plains

What is fucking happening

I'VE OFFICIALLY LOST IT

I CAN'T TYPE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!

So what I did, like with Art and Dory, except I pranked this non into thinking I could magically summon wilds. In reality, I fluted a horse. The non (GoldenFoals) had asked if anyone wanted to go hunting, and I said I could magically call wilds.

THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY! THEY BOUGHT IT XD No offense to the non, though.