My BB2 Horse FLOATS, guys!

OKAY, so I was on Eternal because LC was boring AF, and I was talking to one of my clubbies about zeus tokens and their prices... this happened:

Aelyx is Pregnant!! (Just kidding, who'd fuck me?)

okay so everyone knows about GoldenFeathers' kid right? This 1 year old little kid?

ANYWAYS last night WeWe was talking about having her kids/being pregnant. WeWe is definitely not pregnant. And GoldenFeathers ignored her. So.... being the petty little weirdo I am... I told her I was pregnant, despite the fact she knows I'm 16 and too ugly to ever be fucked.

^^ YES, I asked where a baby came out, despite knowing full well as I have taken health class.

The Horse Isle Stripping Joint

So the conversation started out decently normal.

So I go and dance on the Plains welcome sign, being the lonely shit I am trying to attract a man, and Psy comes, and Art stands and watches.

Horse Isle strip joint.

Rip Cavesson...

The things you overhear from parents sometimes.

DADDY

HEY GUYS I GOT A SUGAR DADDY who actually has no money so what's the use?

We Need Help (Wild Horse, We Summon Thee: Part Three)

Part one || Part two || You are at part three!!

So we try and pull this same wild we summon prank.... and got this result...

Cheetah, you got pranked by Tardy

OKAY so I saw this player named Cheetah, who was one of my old buddies under TheTardis file a classified ad and so I decided to ask her if she was a friend of TheTardis (so I don't randomly PM a player)

The first mail is from a year ago.

So, in the second mail she says yes.

The third one got cropped (goddammit @me) but it was just like idk where she went but add me

She figured it out xD

I'm literally copying chats now....

BROOOOOOOOO I'M PULLING ONE OVER YOUR HEAD AND YES I'M TRASH

Either way, I'm about to click post.
Then I'll say REFRESH MY BLOG

#TeamSpier

One Dollar Horses

I mean, I bought all those $1 horses. They'll sell nicely to Foreign with tack.