Aelyx is Pregnant!! (Just kidding, who'd fuck me?)

okay so everyone knows about GoldenFeathers' kid right? This 1 year old little kid?

ANYWAYS last night WeWe was talking about having her kids/being pregnant. WeWe is definitely not pregnant. And GoldenFeathers ignored her. So.... being the petty little weirdo I am... I told her I was pregnant, despite the fact she knows I'm 16 and too ugly to ever be fucked.

^^ YES, I asked where a baby came out, despite knowing full well as I have taken health class.

Well Halo There

Halo there, how are you guys?

Mods are weird creatures (Simon's getting married!!)

OKAY OKAY SO I'm GETTING MARRIED

So Elf knows... and I go to stalk the frogs on plains

What is fucking happening

Scopey Gets a Spanking (With My Belt)

I don't like barrels. And then Scopey says........

Yes. These Esrohs love to talk shit and gossip about people. And laugh at my buds.

That turned sexual.

Shade Isle: Legend of the Shadesrohs

SHADE

So basically Eilieithyia (Eileithyia) posted an ad. Reverbereration (Reverberation) threw shade at me. So I commented on it and Le laughed at me.

Now look at the tags.

BREAKING 20! LC Isn't Dead!

LIFE CYCLE IS NOT DEAD!!! I got 21 buds online after an ad.

Here's yo proof. These legends are:

Ataraxia

AutumnDuck

BlazingWind

BlueAndGoldMacaw

Chaos

Dad

Eilieithyia (Eileithya. I like to troll her.)

ElfWriter

Europa

FadingDarkness

LostAtSea

MagicMountain

OswinOswald

PaneraBreadLover

Percheron

PurelySocial

ScopeyHunter

SevenAvengeKnot

StarfleetCaptain

Vindictive

WeWe

In other news:

See my other post.

MustangsBreeder is the Donald Trump of Horse Isle

So we've got this player called MustangsBreeder who sent out an ad and... she's ANNOYING AS FUCK. And nobody seems to like her. Just look at the left chat, because Design and I were busy cheating the arena.

Also, my other bud Reverberation (JEEZ REV WHY THE USER) has had problems with her too... she's been randomly PMing people.

I stg, she's annoying af. Nobody seems to like her (or "want to friend" with her!) and she seems to be the Donald J. Trump of Horse Isle.

update: BlazingWind-->Thunder

MODS ENCOURAGE CANNIBALISM

(Yes, I bought and used a token.)

I'VE OFFICIALLY LOST IT

I CAN'T TYPE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!

So what I did, like with Art and Dory, except I pranked this non into thinking I could magically summon wilds. In reality, I fluted a horse. The non (GoldenFoals) had asked if anyone wanted to go hunting, and I said I could magically call wilds.

THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY! THEY BOUGHT IT XD No offense to the non, though.

WILD HORSES, WE SUMMON THEE

Art thought of scaring newbies (BAD ART!) by screaming, "WILD HORSE, I SUMMON THEE!" and then fluting a wild. So I got in on it and dragged Dory into it.

Our first attempt, with Art's flute, (Friesian) is as follows:

PLAYER DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE HORSE, THEY JUST LEFT XD

The Second Attempt ft. Dory and my flutes

PLAYER DIDN'T EVEN TALK XD But they were full.

I know what I'm going to do with my flute for the rest of my HI2 career...

mod but

While seeking help about using a zeus token, I accidentally typed mod but.

This is more embarrassing when i said "MiraRose is hot!" instead of "MiraRose is host!"

(for those who don't know, Marauder is a mod)

(yes, they have fandom usernames.)