Parlous Is (Sugar) Daddy

Okay, so this is a huge ass screenshot between me and Parlous. On the left, I discuss an ad I sent out and a player offering on my horse that was not for sale. Click to enlarge.

A Homophobic Horse Isle!?!?! #ThisIsBull

This post is being updated as the news continues.

Remember yesterday's post with SwanSong? Click here to read it.

Well, one of the players got banned. And no, it wasn't the HI hero and savior Design. IT WAS BULLDOG. Not Design. Now you're probably thinking "wtf did she do compared to Design?" And yes, Design did get four violation points, but...

BullDog got banned because she's lesbian. She got TWELVE VIOS for "date speak" or discussing her orientation. And while, yes, that is technically against the rules, let me remind you of FrogLips & MrFroggy, who are moderators and in a heterosexual (straight) relationship...?

Click on the images to enlarge. If that doesn't work, read the transcription from me below.

Above: Here is Bull's answer from support. It is basically the rules being laid out (detailed rules > dating and "adult topics")



And Design, being a good friend and ally (#loveislove) decided to inquire about it. Here are her photos.

ABOVE, FROM DESIGN: 
 "Good morning,
I understand why I was given vio points. Do I think 4 is excessive and absolutely ridiculous? Absolutely. However that is not the issue i'm having right now.

I understand you banned a friend of mine for stating that she has a girlfriend, and is a lesbian. However, when other players mention their male significant others, there is no issue. How come there are husband and wife teams allowed on the game where they openly admit they are married (i.e FrogLips & MrFrogLips) but my female friend cannot mention her girlfriend? Honestly, how dare you? It's 2018. If you guys can't get over the fact that gay couples exist & that love is love, I'm not sure how much longer this game will last. There are many players on the game that mention their hetero relationships without issue. The fact that you blatantly singled BullDog out for being gay is absolutely disguising. Please review this decision, and keep in mind the the world is changing to be a more accepting & loving place. If you guys can't accept that, then it's only a matter of time before you're left in the dust by other, more accepting & reasonable horse games."

ABOVE: Design is lectured about the same rules as Bull was (dating, adult topics)





LEFT: Design: "I do understand that. My question is, why are heterosexual players left alone when mentioning their significant others, but homosexual players are singled out? That is literally the definition of discrimination. Please do not act as if I'm stupid and send me the rules. If BullDog is not allowed to have a girlfriend, then why is FrogLips & MrFrogLips allowed to advertise their heterosexual relationshi?"

LEFT:
Connie from HI support: "No one person is singled out for anything on Horse Isle."

Design: "Excuse me? There are many heterosexual players on the game that mention their partner in their profile, or even in some of the chats on the game and they do not get any sort of punishment, but the second a lesbian mentions her girlfriend she gets banned. How is that not singling out a player and discriminating? And you still didn't answer my question as to why FrogLips & MrFrogLips are allowed to advertise their heterosexual relationship. Must be because they are in a position of power [they're mods], correct? Seems fishy and corrupt to me."

The next reply has mention of suicide. Please be aware and skip over it if it is harmful to you. See the next reply titled "Design"
Design: "Maybe you need to understand where I'm coming from. My best friend is a lesbian who is suicidal because of people like you who discriminate against LGBTQ+ people. All homosexual people want are the same rights as heterosexual people. How is that hard to grasp?"

Design: "So your argument that "no one person is singled out for anything on Horse Isle is invalid & uneducated."

Design: "So your argument that "no one person is singled out for anything on Horse Isle is invalid & uneducated."

Design: Another thing for you guys to keep in mind. Many players on this game are either a part of LGBTQ+ or are in support of it. I highly doubt they would be very happy to hear about this, and would probably want nothing to do with any sort of Horseisle... which could potentially hurt your HI3 launch."




Design was later banned. She sent me this:

<<- LEFT:

Connie (HI Support): "This content has no place on the children's/family game. It is not the place to proselytize [convert or attempt to convert people] or have people join a cause of any kind. We do not allow controversial content regardless of what that content is.
You have recieved a suspension for sending players to off game websites containing inappropriate content. [Probably this here blog.**] The length of the suspension will be determined by the other administrator [Kat?] when she gets to it."

Design: "Oh so this is what happens when you guys realized you severely messed up. You ban the player to quiet them rather than facing the music and admitting when you are wrong."

Design: "If the ban is permanent I do expect to be refunded the full amount of real life money I have wasted on this game."





#ThisIsBull. I've started putting pride flag art on my profile and ranch.
It was reported that Druid (previously Eileithyia and Selkie) was also given a violation point for suggesting the word "queer" into the dictionary.




** Sorry my blog is "inappropriate," but I do not live in the eighteenth century. I have opinions and plan to voice them, doing so under the American first amendment. Hope you're still reading, because...

Here on the Esrohs' Blog we do not tolerate anything that ends with -phobia or -ism relating to another person. This includes, but is not limited to, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, ableism and racism. If you support any of that, start your own fucking blog.

Got anything to add to this post? Email stargirl20002@gmail.com with proof (if applicable)

The Horse Isle Whores

Not a shitpost, but we're the Horse Isle Whores...

Aelyx
BullDog
Design
Plague
Sabotaged
TheHuntress
Viserion

Not pictued: WeWe & Rubix (THE ONLY MAN WHORE OF HORSE ISLE)

SwanSong Has A Stripper Pole Up Her Ass

Y'all remember when I slammed SwanSong because she's the bitchiest mod? (ALSO: I HOPE SHE FINDS IT!!)

Well, THIS HAPPENED TODAY!! Some innocent player asked someone to flute for them (WHILE I WAS OFF! No screenshots sorry) and SwanSong threw a FIT. So, being the trolls we are, we literally mocked a mod, and I am so freaking proud. Screenshots courtesy of BullDog and Sabotaged.

READ TO THE END!! I wanna hear your voice.

SABOTAGED's: (came before Bull's I think)





BULLDOG'S:

<< Here's a bit of it. >>

>> Swan sent her a PM. 

Needless to say, I doubt people like SwanSong...

WHO'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOD? Leave me a comment!

****AND****

If I started a Horse Isle Burn Book, would ya like it? (@SwanSong)

Why Are You So Obsessed With Me?

This player was asking WildTexan who "en" was earlier (that's Tex's nickname for me). THIS PLAYER FOLLOWED ME AROUND AS ENTERPRISE AND THEY'RE SPAMMING MY PM

My BB2 Horse FLOATS, guys!

OKAY, so I was on Eternal because LC was boring AF, and I was talking to one of my clubbies about zeus tokens and their prices... this happened:

Aelyx is Pregnant!! (Just kidding, who'd fuck me?)

okay so everyone knows about GoldenFeathers' kid right? This 1 year old little kid?

ANYWAYS last night WeWe was talking about having her kids/being pregnant. WeWe is definitely not pregnant. And GoldenFeathers ignored her. So.... being the petty little weirdo I am... I told her I was pregnant, despite the fact she knows I'm 16 and too ugly to ever be fucked.

^^ YES, I asked where a baby came out, despite knowing full well as I have taken health class.

What An Adventure - AladarSpirit

This was quite a scene. AladarSpirit logged in with a blue screen out in the western ocean of Dry Isle.

Pastel went on et and asked the mod to come over on LC to help AladarSpirit out. Here are a few screenshots she sent me, as well as mine from the beach. WillowGirl was kind enough to record her view, too. All in all, it was hilarious. Even the mod seemed a bit stunned.

A few notes: AladarSpirit was truly stuck. The !stuck function wasn't working, she tried different laptops and browsers, and she also tried several other things. Nothing was working.

Click on the picture to see it in larger format

And last but not least, the video.

Many thanks to WillowGirl for recording and the permission to post!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-op95SE50k&t=100s

I Called an Admin a "Pain" and Didn't Get Banned

Um... so this happened.

I just love her, and so do my buddies. xD She's like the only admin ever sighted. She's the one I played mod ping pong with as SimonSpier and so she kinda knows me

MustangsBreeder Is Back! Because What Else Do I Title This Post??

Remember Horse Isle Donald Trump and her Kim Jong-Un? (Click links to view posts)

Well, looks like Trumpy has changed to RedHotPepper. In a conversation sent to me by my dear friend Sabotaged: (yes, the one who's now engaged because of me)

AND SHE LATER GOT VIOS BECAUSE OF IT.

Take what you want with this information, but... I swear, this kid's like 12.

I Helped A Guy Propose/Accidentally Almost Fucked a Relationship

HEY GUYS! I'm Aelyx now. also known as the hot boy on the alienated-invaded-united cover

ALSO, I thought I almost fucked up a relationship when actually goddamn Sabotaged fucked me up instead. Dammit, woman.


SO... It all started when I met Sab's boyfriend. He first got on her account and being the slut for romance I am, asked him to propose. This was over a week ago, maybe 2, ago:

THEN LAST NIGHT (Friday Sep 14) Sabotaged's boyfriend (Sabby in game). I sadly didn't save the screenshots but he said he had a proposal idea. I don't remember but he said his brother who i asked him to hit me up with was a photographer and he was gonna get surprise photos. I think something to do with halters on horses?


But today, I log in and this happens:

I LITERALLY WAS SO SCARED I FUCKED UP HER RELATIONSHIP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, I LITERALLY SAID OH SHIT OUT LOUD.

Stay tuned to EB for wedding coverage and dates. You bet your ass I'll be there. I'll be like that rapping child at it. Click here to watch it. (new window) And yes, I'll flirt with peeps. Sab, hold your wedding 'til I'm in college.

#TeamSabbytaged

THIS IS A DESPERATE CALL FROM YA THIRSTY HOE, ENTE

Y'ALL. I wanna change my name yes again to CahRa/CahRaSweeney because of my new obsession with the Alienated series. It's the thing I won't shut up about, with the totally fuckable hot man candy on the cover. This is the book:


Leave me a comment if you'd fuck him.

ANYWAYS, I need "Cah" added to the dictionary. In Indonesian it means "hah" and can be put under category.

I also wanna get the alien planet's name in:
L'eihr (submit as Leihr)

PLEASE !!! My thirsty ass already got Aelyx (the boy) in and I named my horse after him.


PLEASE SUBMIT Cah AND Leihr!! Here they are, in huge ass letters. My bud submitted three versions of Leihr before submitting the right one;

Leihr

Cah

<3 <3

What Even...?

I'm sure plenty of people can relate to this in their life....anyhow, it was a funny glitch.

The Breeding of Chats

Savannah, ooh na na

I bring you... a musical parody of Havana (ft. the buddies)

Here we go!
_______________________

Savanna, ooh na-na (ay)
All of the wilds on Savanna, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)
I caught my Waler on Savanna na-na-na
She caught the Waler on Savanna (ay)
The Waler's on Savanna (uh huh)
Savanna, ooh na-na (uh)

The Horse Isle Stripping Joint

So the conversation started out decently normal.

So I go and dance on the Plains welcome sign, being the lonely shit I am trying to attract a man, and Psy comes, and Art stands and watches.

Horse Isle strip joint.

Rip Cavesson...

The things you overhear from parents sometimes.

DADDY

HEY GUYS I GOT A SUGAR DADDY who actually has no money so what's the use?

We Confused Cavesson

So basically I was bored, and so guess what: I picked a bud (Cavesson) to prank and so a bunch of us came and creepily sat on her ranch.

The original four (Cocytus, Mielikki, PaintedAzalea and me)

More joined and she thought it was me. Guess she was right.

(Joined: Mistake, FluffyUnicorn, Furfur, Ariella)

What a holey isle.

As part of Hephaestus' quest you gotta DIG.

MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

So, Abu paid me to sing My Heart Will Go On in  Plains today!

It's my lucky day

Sooty Palo warlander.
Then I found a Furioso.

But now im at max... going to sell & collect the Furioso

We Need Help (Wild Horse, We Summon Thee: Part Three)

Part one || Part two || You are at part three!!

So we try and pull this same wild we summon prank.... and got this result...

Three Non Subs Stalked Zaffiro And It Was Weird

Okay so I get this call from my bud Zaffiro (also known as MissBlueSapphire for you Tardis era people) that there were three non subs with identical avatars just sitting on her ranch. Here they are.

They left a few minutes later. Here they are:

Now they're sitting.... in plains city hall.

Attention, I am a Piece of Shit

SO I WALK INTO THE BANK TO GET MONEY AND THERE'S THIS POOR NONSUB STANDING NEXT TO MY BUD MyOnlySunshine, also a non and this happens to THE OTHER PLAYER

^^Proof I'm not just a dick

And you thought we were done?

PSA: DON'T USE TRIGGERED AS A JOKE OK

Ummmm also in PM the [i] doesn't work...

Cheetah, you got pranked by Tardy

OKAY so I saw this player named Cheetah, who was one of my old buddies under TheTardis file a classified ad and so I decided to ask her if she was a friend of TheTardis (so I don't randomly PM a player)

The first mail is from a year ago.

So, in the second mail she says yes.

The third one got cropped (goddammit @me) but it was just like idk where she went but add me

She figured it out xD

I'm literally copying chats now....

BROOOOOOOOO I'M PULLING ONE OVER YOUR HEAD AND YES I'M TRASH

Either way, I'm about to click post.
Then I'll say REFRESH MY BLOG

#TeamSpier