Parlous Is (Sugar) Daddy

Okay, so this is a huge ass screenshot between me and Parlous. On the left, I discuss an ad I sent out and a player offering on my horse that was not for sale. Click to enlarge.

Why Are You So Obsessed With Me?

This player was asking WildTexan who "en" was earlier (that's Tex's nickname for me). THIS PLAYER FOLLOWED ME AROUND AS ENTERPRISE AND THEY'RE SPAMMING MY PM

MustangsBreeder Is Back! Because What Else Do I Title This Post??

Remember Horse Isle Donald Trump and her Kim Jong-Un? (Click links to view posts)

Well, looks like Trumpy has changed to RedHotPepper. In a conversation sent to me by my dear friend Sabotaged: (yes, the one who's now engaged because of me)

AND SHE LATER GOT VIOS BECAUSE OF IT.

Take what you want with this information, but... I swear, this kid's like 12.

I Helped A Guy Propose/Accidentally Almost Fucked a Relationship

HEY GUYS! I'm Aelyx now. also known as the hot boy on the alienated-invaded-united cover

ALSO, I thought I almost fucked up a relationship when actually goddamn Sabotaged fucked me up instead. Dammit, woman.


SO... It all started when I met Sab's boyfriend. He first got on her account and being the slut for romance I am, asked him to propose. This was over a week ago, maybe 2, ago:

THEN LAST NIGHT (Friday Sep 14) Sabotaged's boyfriend (Sabby in game). I sadly didn't save the screenshots but he said he had a proposal idea. I don't remember but he said his brother who i asked him to hit me up with was a photographer and he was gonna get surprise photos. I think something to do with halters on horses?


But today, I log in and this happens:

I LITERALLY WAS SO SCARED I FUCKED UP HER RELATIONSHIP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, I LITERALLY SAID OH SHIT OUT LOUD.

Stay tuned to EB for wedding coverage and dates. You bet your ass I'll be there. I'll be like that rapping child at it. Click here to watch it. (new window) And yes, I'll flirt with peeps. Sab, hold your wedding 'til I'm in college.

#TeamSabbytaged

The Horse Isle Stripping Joint

So the conversation started out decently normal.

So I go and dance on the Plains welcome sign, being the lonely shit I am trying to attract a man, and Psy comes, and Art stands and watches.

Horse Isle strip joint.

What a holey isle.

As part of Hephaestus' quest you gotta DIG.

MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

So, Abu paid me to sing My Heart Will Go On in  Plains today!

We Need Help (Wild Horse, We Summon Thee: Part Three)

Part one || Part two || You are at part three!!

So we try and pull this same wild we summon prank.... and got this result...

And you thought we were done?

PSA: DON'T USE TRIGGERED AS A JOKE OK

Ummmm also in PM the [i] doesn't work...

Cheetah, you got pranked by Tardy

OKAY so I saw this player named Cheetah, who was one of my old buddies under TheTardis file a classified ad and so I decided to ask her if she was a friend of TheTardis (so I don't randomly PM a player)

The first mail is from a year ago.

So, in the second mail she says yes.

The third one got cropped (goddammit @me) but it was just like idk where she went but add me

She figured it out xD

I'm literally copying chats now....

BROOOOOOOOO I'M PULLING ONE OVER YOUR HEAD AND YES I'M TRASH

Either way, I'm about to click post.
Then I'll say REFRESH MY BLOG

#TeamSpier

PokemonLover is the Kim Jong-Un to MustangsBreeder's Donald Trump

What a troll. Idiot. xD Plus, Dad and I liked to mess with them.

DADDY?!

Now we just need Trump/KJU to add each other

I Think I'm Great

Horse names bottom to top.

Can you spot the typo, too?

Well Halo There

Halo there, how are you guys?

I'M A FUCKING PING PONG BALL

DesertPaint, FrogLips & MrFrogLips have me dying!!

Here's me on top of her (she's an admin)

Mods are weird creatures (Simon's getting married!!)

OKAY OKAY SO I'm GETTING MARRIED

So Elf knows... and I go to stalk the frogs on plains

What is fucking happening

Scopey Gets a Spanking (With My Belt)

I don't like barrels. And then Scopey says........

Yes. These Esrohs love to talk shit and gossip about people. And laugh at my buds.

That turned sexual.

BREAKING 20! LC Isn't Dead!

LIFE CYCLE IS NOT DEAD!!! I got 21 buds online after an ad.

Here's yo proof. These legends are:

Ataraxia

AutumnDuck

BlazingWind

BlueAndGoldMacaw

Chaos

Dad

Eilieithyia (Eileithya. I like to troll her.)

ElfWriter

Europa

FadingDarkness

LostAtSea

MagicMountain

OswinOswald

PaneraBreadLover

Percheron

PurelySocial

ScopeyHunter

SevenAvengeKnot

StarfleetCaptain

Vindictive

WeWe

In other news:

See my other post.

Is this a joke?

So I was reviewing ads (why is my text blue?) and this showed up.

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So naturally I was curious and once it was reviewed and posted: My bud posted it??

Let's do some quick math here.

200 month subs * 5m each (assuming all sell) = Ember now has 1,000,000,000 (aka 1E9) or ONE FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS??  And they subs are THAT FUCKING CHEAP???

Also, some more. The reseller pack (best deal for bulk buying) costs $50. FIFTY BUCKS FOR TWELVE. 200/12 is 16.66666666667. (192 tokens).

Well, she could either buy another pack (for a total of 17 packs) and come up with $850 real money. Probably what she did.

Or she could have bought 4 2 token packs ($40) and came out with $840.

Y'all.

Where do you get this money?!

Troll in the Dungeon! (AKA, Plains Isle Troll)

Darkness was trolling Plains. It started last night with "lick my balls" but then he came and trolled all of Plains, lol. Here's just ONE screenshot.

Help chat also had something about communism. he was also being mean to Bubonic. Bubonic is mean.

Anyone remember Berserk? That's him.

MODS ENCOURAGE CANNIBALISM

(Yes, I bought and used a token.)