I Think I'm Great

Horse names bottom to top.

Can you spot the typo, too?

Well Halo There

Halo there, how are you guys?

Nighttime Colts

Make sure to sell her all your PM colts.

It's my blog and I'll bitch if I want to

Fuck SwanSong.


Basically, they hate me for no reason.

Help Chat Funnies (thread started by RiverPony) Apr 25 2018 3:02pm I dunno why or how , but this forum was deleted in the latest bug fixing . So , I'm restarting it , and if there's anything wrong with that , then please correct me . Thank you ! So , any funny things that you see in help chat may be posted in the forum ! Please feel free to share . :) One I encountered today : " Are all horses born with 0 exp ?" Yup . LOL Duh .

Reply: (by SwanSong) Apr 26 2018 12:37pm Removed a reply. Please remember to keep replies appropriate for all ages. Sometimes, while amusing, some players' comments in Help Chat are not appropriate and should not have been posted by them in the first place so they should not be posted here either.

Follow Up Reply: (by RiverPony) Apr 26 2018 1:21pm Sorry :)

Reply: (by SwanSong) Apr 26 2018 4:01pm Wasn't your fault, RiverPony. You're doing fine. :)

Now what was so wrong? "No, they pop out of the womb BB."

AND ALSO THIS HAPPENED ONCE:
Once Darkness (this big troll ass person) came I posted in the original Help Chat Funnies "there was a player saying inappropriate stuff and trolling people on plains today and everyone reported them" or something.

BitchyMod comes along and says that they deleted my reply saying "deleted a reply because it was inappropriate topic." UHHHHH... And then something about make sure to report??

So fuck you, SwanSong, and you can't touch me, because this isn't part of HI. And pull that stick out of your ass while you're at it.

I'M A FUCKING PING PONG BALL

DesertPaint, FrogLips & MrFrogLips have me dying!!

Here's me on top of her (she's an admin)

Mods are weird creatures (Simon's getting married!!)

OKAY OKAY SO I'm GETTING MARRIED

So Elf knows... and I go to stalk the frogs on plains

What is fucking happening

Scopey Gets a Spanking (With My Belt)

I don't like barrels. And then Scopey says........

Yes. These Esrohs love to talk shit and gossip about people. And laugh at my buds.

That turned sexual.

Shade Isle: Legend of the Shadesrohs

SHADE

So basically Eilieithyia (Eileithyia) posted an ad. Reverbereration (Reverberation) threw shade at me. So I commented on it and Le laughed at me.

Now look at the tags.

WE ALIVE

Hey guys! Guess what...

Here they are.

BREAKING 20! LC Isn't Dead!

LIFE CYCLE IS NOT DEAD!!! I got 21 buds online after an ad.

Here's yo proof. These legends are:

Ataraxia

AutumnDuck

BlazingWind

BlueAndGoldMacaw

Chaos

Dad

Eilieithyia (Eileithya. I like to troll her.)

ElfWriter

Europa

FadingDarkness

LostAtSea

MagicMountain

OswinOswald

PaneraBreadLover

Percheron

PurelySocial

ScopeyHunter

SevenAvengeKnot

StarfleetCaptain

Vindictive

WeWe

In other news:

See my other post.

You Don't Need Help, You're Just Lazy

Second post in one night. Horse Isle is popping with funnies today.

SO, somebody send out an ad (according to one of my buds, I think it was LovelyDove) asking for help on Esroh Legends. You know, the one cheat site everyone uses? If you don't use it, you should, and it's located here. (new window) That was rejected but I got to this one:

So, naturally, being curious, I send them this:

 And they respond:

 Okay, so I would normally be like "Understandable, me too" because I had had the same problem. And so I told them to check the chat box where the lovely Person (Irony on LC) replied to me and said this:

The Tardis era!!

So I PM them and tell them to scroll through the chatbox.

AND THEY LOGGED OUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
"too much effort" LOL

This blog is too much effort, but I blog for you guys.

Is this a joke?

So I was reviewing ads (why is my text blue?) and this showed up.

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So naturally I was curious and once it was reviewed and posted: My bud posted it??

Let's do some quick math here.

200 month subs * 5m each (assuming all sell) = Ember now has 1,000,000,000 (aka 1E9) or ONE FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS??  And they subs are THAT FUCKING CHEAP???

Also, some more. The reseller pack (best deal for bulk buying) costs $50. FIFTY BUCKS FOR TWELVE. 200/12 is 16.66666666667. (192 tokens).

Well, she could either buy another pack (for a total of 17 packs) and come up with $850 real money. Probably what she did.

Or she could have bought 4 2 token packs ($40) and came out with $840.

Y'all.

Where do you get this money?!

Troll in the Dungeon! (AKA, Plains Isle Troll)

Darkness was trolling Plains. It started last night with "lick my balls" but then he came and trolled all of Plains, lol. Here's just ONE screenshot.

Help chat also had something about communism. he was also being mean to Bubonic. Bubonic is mean.

Anyone remember Berserk? That's him.

KIDDING NO USE THIS

http://us20.chatzy.com/29180661514284


This one's permanent

MustangsBreeder is the Donald Trump of Horse Isle

So we've got this player called MustangsBreeder who sent out an ad and... she's ANNOYING AS FUCK. And nobody seems to like her. Just look at the left chat, because Design and I were busy cheating the arena.

Also, my other bud Reverberation (JEEZ REV WHY THE USER) has had problems with her too... she's been randomly PMing people.

I stg, she's annoying af. Nobody seems to like her (or "want to friend" with her!) and she seems to be the Donald J. Trump of Horse Isle.

update: BlazingWind-->Thunder