MODS ENCOURAGE CANNIBALISM

(Yes, I bought and used a token.)

I quoted the quiz and got a great reply

I ACTUALLY SENT IT AND MY ANSWER WAS:

"If I knew that reference I would reply with something witty, unfortunately I do not haha, anyways your ad has been duly reviewed."

Rare's Seafood Diet

Let's follow Rare's example to go on a seafood (seefood?) diet.

UNLESS YOU'RE FAT OL' ME WHO NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT BY NEXT WEDNESDAY FOR 8TH GRADE GRADUATION DANG IT ALL MY WEIGHT IS ON MY STOMACH

I "married" Curse

SOOOOO... It all started when my loser bud CursedHorse wanted some AM in the auction for $1m.

So, naturally, wanting a joke, I gave him a small loan of a million dollars.

Also, look at Curse's profile.

So then we got into cosplaying the Trumps. I was Melania and Curse was Trump.

TRUMPITY TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!

I'VE OFFICIALLY LOST IT

I CAN'T TYPE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!

So what I did, like with Art and Dory, except I pranked this non into thinking I could magically summon wilds. In reality, I fluted a horse. The non (GoldenFoals) had asked if anyone wanted to go hunting, and I said I could magically call wilds.

THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY! THEY BOUGHT IT XD No offense to the non, though.

The Owner Of This Blog Went To Timbuktoo And All She Got Me Was These Lousy Pictures (just kidding lol)

I WENT TO TIMBUKTOO!!!!
And being the amazing person I am, I took some screenshots for you all.
Went there with 11-12k and came back with a whopping 389k! I know I had a 30k-something Dutchman and a 88k horse stone.

Now, the screenshots! (They were taken after I explored and stole the treasures.)

 Middle of Timbuktoo. It also has the map. You're welcome

North marshy part/.

This is the guy who can take you back instantly.

Bottom left.

Top left.

WILD HORSES, WE SUMMON THEE

Art thought of scaring newbies (BAD ART!) by screaming, "WILD HORSE, I SUMMON THEE!" and then fluting a wild. So I got in on it and dragged Dory into it.

Our first attempt, with Art's flute, (Friesian) is as follows:

PLAYER DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE HORSE, THEY JUST LEFT XD

The Second Attempt ft. Dory and my flutes

PLAYER DIDN'T EVEN TALK XD But they were full.

I know what I'm going to do with my flute for the rest of my HI2 career...

I HAD TO DON'T SHOOT ME

I HAD TO BUT IRL I HATE TRUMP OMG I HAD TO PLEASE DONT KILL ME

mod but

While seeking help about using a zeus token, I accidentally typed mod but.

This is more embarrassing when i said "MiraRose is hot!" instead of "MiraRose is host!"

(for those who don't know, Marauder is a mod)

(yes, they have fandom usernames.)

this isn't funny anymore

HORSE ISLE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
I'VE BLOWN 9K ON YOU TRYING TO GET TO TIMBUKTOO ISLE.